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guaranteed to make your friends shit themselves
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Mi papá tiene 47 años= my dad is 47 years old
Mi papa tiene 47 anos= my potato has 47 assholes
I love spanish
A capital letter changes it even further:
Mi Papa tiene 47 anos = My pope has 47 anuses
literally the best post I have seen on this website
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Did anyone else wake up to that thunder that pretty much shook the whole entire north east?!? Anyone?!??
It shook my entire fucking house!
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wow she has really long le—
wait
wow so wonderful to see a human and centaur relationship flourish„ just beautiful
so men can marry centaurs and i cant marry another man? wake up america
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partybarackisinthehousetonight:
- blogs with less than 200 followers are getting deleted
- on new years day, everyone under the age of 18 must dress up like ronald reagan
- christmas is illegal
- the national u.s. currency has been changed from money to bread
- post limit is 1 post per day
- selfies are banned
- you can only follow 1 person. choose wisely
- baldness is illegal
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press play and watch the gif.
just trust me.
IF TUMBLR HAD A HIGHLIGHT REEL THIS WOULD BE IN IT
It’s on my dash again
i missed it
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